Indicating the utmost importance of SRCT producing a brainfuck web framework
I believe that the world is incomplete because there is no web framework for brainfuck. What is a man to do when he gets up one day and decides that he wants to ruin his life? Without the power of brainfuck there is nothing that would allow me to complete this task to the fullest extent. SRCT has the manpower and the resources to complete this task ("We have the technology"). I propose a new section to address this issue.
V. The Sole Directive SRCT is to produce a fully functional brainfuck web framework by the end of the SRCT's operational life.